Warren Kenneth Worthington III

12:11pm: The man gives ninety million dollars a year to charity but won't shell out for a reliable internet connection?

8:06pm: Well, the other me has decided to grow a goatee.

And he's stopped calling me 'dilletante', at least to my face. This means I'm going to have to stop calling him 'mercenary', and we'll have to settle on some kind of civil terminology for one another.