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My name is Warren Kenneth Worthington III, but most people call me Warren. I'm the primary shareholder of Worthington Industries, Worthington Enterprises, Worthington Technologies and the Worthington Foundation, but I have underlings who do most of the actual work in all of these.

I used to be a superhero, but the new uniforms were in questionable taste and people kept making jokes about my girlfriend.

I'm currently single, after one unhappy love affair and one unfortunate incident with a gold-digger. Which last, thanks to her industrious attitude towards making money, is coming soon to a television near you.

Think of someone. If they're famous and beautiful, I've probably slept with them. I am a stud, as well as very rich and incredibly pretty.

I used to look like this,


But these days I'm a little more conventional. For the record, the lady is Psylocke, and let me tell you guys, she's twice as good as she looks. Too bad she traded down, but then she could hardly have gone up.


Of late, I've been sharing this journal with my morally ambiguous double from a now-defunct alternate reality. He's an asshole, but I'm stuck with him.

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